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The Big Picture

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 1, 2008, 7:30 PM


For those of you who wondered what that last journal was about – here goes. This may get lengthy so put your feet up and grab a hot/cold drink.

Late last year we ordered a brand new work ute for Ryan’s business through a local dealership (who shall remain nameless – mostly since most of you don’t even live in NZ and probably wouldn’t care). We were advised delivery of the vehicle to us would be late November.

The ship (from Japan) arrived mid to late Nov carrying our ute. Several things had to happen, such as a wheel alignment, vehicle inspection etc – all of which including delivery to the local dealership really shouldn’t take more than a few days.

By 30th November we didn’t have the ute. We had at this point paid the dealership in full for the vehicle. We consistently had to chase them up re delivery and when we could expect it to get here.

We had arranged for a company in Auckland to supply and fit several accessories, like a canopy, monsoon windows, fog lamps etc and based on the advised delivery date, booked it in with this other company to have the accessories fitted. That day came and went and still no vehicle. We arranged it with the company for the following weekend. Again, non delivery caused cancellations.

At this point, the dealership offered to have the accessories freighted down here at their cost and they would fit them for the same cost the Auckland guys were going to charge us.

Given that we had already missed a couple of aerial photography jobs, due to a lack of vehicle to carry the equipment in, lost hours chasing up the dealership for information, non delivery of the ute on the promised dates… we advised them that they should pay for the fitting as well and that if they sent us a bill, well we wouldn’t be paying it. They had had a lot of our money for at least a week before we even received the ute, they had mucked us around for TWO WEEKS on delivery, we had had to chase them for information at every turn.

Had they turned around and said to us – look the delivery is going to be delayed, we’re not quite sure where the vehicle is or when it will get here, but we’ll chase up the car delivery firm and try and get this sorted asap, but we can’t promise when it will get here – then we wouldn’t have had an issue. But instead we got fed lines like ‘it’ll be here tomorrow… tomorrow…. Tomorrow….’ At one point the salesman even thought it was appropriate to make a joke out of it all by telling us that the car delivery truck had had a rollover and our ute was written off. I shit you not. Then he turned around and said ‘I’m just kidding… it’ll be here tomorrow’. Guess what. It wasn’t.

So FINALLY the day arrives where the ute arrives. I tell the guy (yes me – by this point Ryan is so pissed off with them he doesn’t even want to pick up HIS brand new ute), don’t bother washing the outside of it – just do the wheel alignment, take any plastic off the seats etc, but don’t bother washing it – we’re going to Auckland as soon as it’s ready and it’ll just get dirty anyway’. I head in to get it, and what do I see… one of the service department workers out the back, washing the outside of it… Say goodbye to another 30 mins while she washes it and wipes it down. By this stage, we’re pissed off and anxious to get on the road to Auckland (we had other appointments we could still keep besides the accessory fitting) and if you’ve ever hit rush hour traffic in a major city, you can appreciate we didn’t want to be hitting it at 5pm on a Friday night, which we would be if they didn’t hurry the fuck up and give us the ute.

We head off for the weekend and the following week or so take the vehicle back to them for the fitting of the accessories. Which we were advised by the Auckland crew should really take no more than a day tops. They had the vehicle for 2 days, again washed the bloody thing when they were told not to. Left Ryan standing in a carpark with his tools spread out around him for an hour waiting for the guy to drop it off, even though he’d called 4 hours earlier to say it was ready and would be delivered soon.

To add insult to injury, the canopy wasn’t wired properly, neither was the switch for the foglights and the canopy leaks because of the way it was fitted.

Remember our conversation with them saying we wouldn’t pay for the fitting? Right?
Yeah. They sent us a bill. Which arrived on Ryan’s birthday (oh happy coincidence, how I love thee).

So yesterday, some 6 months after receiving the bill and refusing to pay it – we all went off to a disputes tribunal hearing (independently arbitrated hearing – just the two parties and a mediator).

And we won. We don't have to pay the bill.

The Big Picture:
:bulletblue: Don't treat your customers like shit.
:bulletblue: If you can't guarantee delivery on a set date DON'T PROMISE IT.
:bulletblue: If you do happen to treat your customers like shit or miss the delivery date - be prepared to set things right - EVEN IF it costs your company money.
:bulletblue: A satisfied customer will do much better things for promoting your business than a pissed off and upset customer.
:bulletblue: If a dispute arises, be prepared to negotiate, don't dig your heels in and refuse to listen to the customer's complaints.
:bulletblue: Oh yeah - actually LISTENING to the customer's complaint in the first place is usually a good idea too.
:bulletblue: Bad publicity is just that. BAD.
:bulletblue: Good publicity is just that. GOOD.






Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
~ Doug Larsen ~

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
~ Unknown ~

If you talk the talk, you damn well better walk the walk.
~ Anthony J D'Angelo ~

If an ass goes traveling he will not come home a horse.
~ Thomas Fuller ~

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
~ Scott Hamilton ~





























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A few tips for businesses

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 30, 2008, 5:30 PM


... Ensure your customers are satisfied.
... Don't over-promise and under-deliver.
... Put things right if they turn to shit.
... Don't lose sight of the big picture in your dealings.

There may be more to follow about this at a later date.

Please note this is nothing to do with DA. :bucktooth:






Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
~ Doug Larsen ~

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
~ Unknown ~

If you talk the talk, you damn well better walk the walk.
~ Anthony J D'Angelo ~

If an ass goes traveling he will not come home a horse.
~ Thomas Fuller ~

The only disability in life is a bad attitude.
~ Scott Hamilton ~





























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Oh winter how I hate thee.

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 25, 2008, 6:53 PM



:bulletblue: DA News

Win. Cold. Hard. Cash.

Input required. If you don't vote, don't complain. :bucktooth:



:bulletblue: MN@ News

Hot dAmn. Featured chat on the way. Click me for more info.

So #dATribes is well underway and seems to be going great guns. It's running for about a month, so if you haven't got involved yet there's still plenty of time to pick up hundreds of deviant dollars in prizes. Check out @dATribes for further info on how to play.

Also while you're clicking on stuff - click here ---> @mykel and welcome him back, and also here ---> @Comrade-Kelly and welcome her to the team.



:bulletblue: Me News:

=Demoneangelo managed to catch my 60k pv and being the lovely person she is, donated the print to =evilsyndicatemember who missed it by | | <-- that much. So this image is now winging it's way to him.

Had a few days off work this week with a nasty stomach bug, but it seems to have finally left me alone so I'm back at work trying to catch up. Typical isn't it - the days I need off sick always seems to coincide with the weeks we're busy at work. I'm sure Murphy loves doing this shit to me...




:bulletblue: The Canadian Invasion Update:

We recently learned that ferry tickets are expensive.







Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
~ Winston Churchill ~

Minds of moderate caliber ordinarily condemn everything which is beyond their range.
~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld ~

Whatever mishap may befall you, it is on account of something which you have done.
~ Prophet Muhammad ~

Two birds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.
~ Proverb ~

Quality has to be caused, not controlled.
~ Philip Crosby ~





























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#dATribes - now open for gameplay

Journal Entry: Mon Jun 23, 2008, 3:38 PM

Long, long ago, on a website not-so-far away...


In the great community of deviantART, within the mighty village of dAmn, a war is brewing -- a war to appease the Great Fella God!

Many in the past have sought ways to please this angry beast, and many have failed. These tales of great battle and loss are still whispered around the campfires of #devart: `mykel's valiant attempts to offer @realillusions as a virgin sacrifice, or $chix0r's struggles to serenade Fella with her dulcet Scottish tones .. but nothing could be found to please the Great Fella God, not even a scantily clad `Oukan.

But now the tides are turning and the war is changing!

The mighty warrior $Tachy-on and his valiant troops of MN@ found a way to please Fella, and now the tribes of dAmn are competing for Fella's blessing -- and so can you!

You can help gain favor to you and your tribe by luring and trapping new deviants into the great village of dAmn -- but that is not enough to please the Great Fella God! No, you must make sure your new tribesman stay in dAmn by showing them how great our village is! If they stay and your trap is successful, rumor says that the Great Fella God will be mighty pleased...



Prizes

Prizes will be awarded to the top 3 individual players with the most "Tribal Points" at the end of the game.

1'st Prize: $200 deviant dollars
2'nd Prize: $125 deviant dollars
3'rd Prize: $75 deviant dollars
Tribe Prizes: Within the Tribe that has the most combined Tribe Points, 3 random Tribe Members will win $25 deviant dollars.

The game will run from June 23'rd through July 21'st.


How To Play

You begin by joining the #dATribes chatroom and laying a 'trap' for another person by typing:

!trap username

Now contact that person and tell them about the contest and the dAmn Village! When you get them to join the #dATribes chatroom, the trap is successful, and they become a member of your Tribe. At that point, they can start playing too and help to build the strength of your Tribe.

:bulletgreen: You can set up to 3 traps at a time.
:bulletgreen: When the trap is successful in bringing someone into your Tribe, you gain the trap back.
:bulletgreen: If the trap isn't successful within 24 hours, it disintegrates and you gain another trap to replace it. (The traps are rather primitive and don't stand up to weather very well).
:bulletred: You can't set a trap for just anyone. Generally speaking, you won't be able to set a trap for someone who already regularly visits the village of dAmn.


How to Gain Tribal Points

Fella will be pleased when your traps are successful and you show the new Tribe member how fun the dAmn village can be. It's important to keep them interested in the dAmn Village because it effects how many points you can earn:

:bulletgreen: For every player that you successfully trap into your Tribe, you gain 10 Tribal Points. After that, for each day that person visits the dAmn Village you will gain one additional point - the dAmn village encompasses all chatrooms on the Chat Network.
:bulletred: If a Tribe member you've successfully trapped into your Tribe is away from the dAmn village for 5 days or more, you lose the 10 Tribal Points and no longer gain the additional point per day for them.


Spying & Stealing

As you get better at successfully trapping people, the Fella God will reward you with Steal Spells. For every 3 people you successfully trap into your Tribe, Fella will bless you with a Steal Spell. You can use this Steal Spell at any time to attempt to steal a trap that is set for someone else. Normally you would do this after "spying" on another Tribe and casting it after they have set a trap.

If you have a Steal Spell, you can cast it by typing:

!steal username

For example: @leaf-lover has a Steal Spell and has just noticed that $Tachy-on has just set a trap for $chix0r. @leaf-lover wants to cast the spell so she types !steal chix0r in an attempt to steal the trap set for $chix0r.

Should the Almighty Fella be looking upon you favorably, your spell will succeed. Successfully stealing a trap has two advantages:

:bulletgreen: If the trapped player joins the chatroom, they will become a member of your Tribe instead, and so you get the Tribe Points involved.
:bulletgreen: You slow the progress of the other tribe by temporarily cutting down on the number of traps they can set. The trap goes back to the original player once it either successfully traps the user or it disintegrates.

:bulletred: You can't attempt to steal traps from members of your own Tribe.


Getting Updates on your Game

To get information about your points and events that have happened to you in the game, you can type:

!status

This will tell you how many points you currenty have, how many traps are available to you, and if you have any Steal Spells. It will also show you recent events that have impacted your game. For example, it will tell you when a trap is successful, if someone has stolen your trap, or if a player you've trapped has been away from the dAmn village for more than 5 days.


Rules

:bulletred: Do not spam users into joining #dATribes to gain a tribe member.
:bulletred: All interaction with other deviants with respect to the game must adhere to deviantART policies and etiquette.
:bulletred: The use of alternate accounts or any other method to cheat is strictly prohibited.
:bulletred: Any user that is found not to be abiding by the rules will be evicted from the game immediately.






"Build the Largest Tribe"